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About The PWDDA
The PWDDA is our group for people who are lazy or are in Dunmore and associate with people from the site or if your friends of people of the site, so technically its for pretty much anybody.
Now the PWDDA is really a group of lazy friends lead by Captian Stoobing and his FirstMate. WE have enjoyable times on our "Boat". The Boat's Name is "The S.S. Couch Potato".
Our Mission
No.1 principle-LAZINESS! We are the laziest S.O.B.s to sail the seven couches/beds.
No.2-FOOD-We overindulge ourselves in the fine art of what we know as the "galley cooking."
No.3-SLEEP-Lazy pirates need lots of sleep.
No.4-Actions-Very little to induce supreme laziness
Our History
"We don't really have much of a history, quotes pirate #15(one of founders) We're gonna make one from this point on. Today being March,8,2003 we begin a life of laziness and importance." The original members are Pirates #15,#96,#1,and #10. They are all seen laying around in the cabins and the galley. Down briefly each member will write a few words about themselves.
Meet The Pirates
Pirate #15- I'm pirate number 15. My name is actually chris. I'm 16 and I'm 5'11". Argh, Argh again, I enjoy playing a good game of baseball hence the only non lazy time. Well actually we may not be absolute lazyness but were lazy enough. argh I'm the first mate of this cruise.
Pirate #96- I'm pirate number 96. My name is Cody. I'm dumb in ways that even Jesus... Jesus... JESUS!!! *Time for Singing* "Jesus he knows me, and he knows im right! Jesus he comes here, every night. (O Mama) O yes he knows me, and he knows im right, and he's been tellin me im gonna win when i get in a fight!" Ok Done.... cannot imagine, and am the younger brother of #10. I like playing video games. I'm 4'0" and 10 yrs. old. Well I g2g .bye.
Pirate#10- My name is RyAn. I'm 17 and 5'9". I'm the laziest of em all so far. I sleep all day and eat the rest of the time. I enjoy slow walking and pirate chicks. I like girls and food. I'm the captain of this love boat," Captain Stoobing".
Pirate#1- My name is Marty, and I am hungry, and lazy, and fat. OK, so I am hungry, speaking of I'll brb, I need a doughnut. *Waddles for Doughnut.*.... ...... ....... ........ .......... ........... MMMM that was good. So as I was saying, Im lazy and I dont do anything. Sometimes these other pirates make me do things, and I laugh at them for hours and hours. I guess that's the only physical activitie that I do. Laugh.
Pirate#3- My name is Becky. I'm 14 and 5'3". I'm the least laziest of the pirates. I enjoy sports and well most stuff. I'm 3rd mate of this crew. I really have no power at all i just have a great name.
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